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Bill Clinton is a nostalgic soul. The reason we know that is that according to Dave Letterman he keeps a cell phone with him while stumping for Hillary and he has it set to vibrate instead of ring. That way not only does it not annoy people when Hillary calls, but when he feels it buzzing in his pants, it reminds him of when he was president.

Thank goodness Dave Letterman reached an agreement with his writers and returned to the air despite the writer’s strike which has shut down the Golden Globes awards and much of the rest of the entertainment industry. He won’t see this, but I’ll say it anyway: You’re the best, buddy! Keep on making us laugh.